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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a
remote post in the African desert.During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know,there are 250 men here on the post and no women.
And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we
have the camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this,but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the
men do it?" "No, not really, sir ...They usually just ride the
camel into town where the girls are.

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants!
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before,
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Admission is free, so pay at the door.

One fine day, in the middle of the night,
two, dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and saved the lives of the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my lies are true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!

the children had all been photographed, and the teacher
was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Mary; she's a lawyer,' or
'That's Tom. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead

Shot him with a camera and developed the film before taking him out to dinner

Man : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Man : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Wife : Honey? What are you looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

Just Wondering: If a person was born blind, what will he/she sees in a dream?

There are none, computer networks have been mastered.

When we're not together...

Your thoughts drift alongside memories of me;
things we've done
the way I smile so brightly
that helps you forget your worries
and celebrate your wonders

When we're not together...

your moods come into play more often
and make you yearn for the strength
You feel with me...
the security you find in my eyes

When we're not together...

You sometimes feel so very alone,
for yourself and for me...
imagining me being without
your loving feelings
as you are without me…

When we're not together...

My best wishes still go with you always,
wishing to share in your excitements
wanting to comfort your hurts
needing to be reassured that
you're keeping warm and well

When we're not together...

You seem to spend your time
wishing that I am there….

Quando non siamo insieme. ..

I suoi pensieri vanno alla deriva delle accanto memorie di me; le cose abbiamo fatto la maniera sorrido cosí
che l'aiuto luminosamente dimentica le sue inquietudini e celebra i suoi prodigi

Quando non siamo insieme...

I suoi umori entrano in ballo più e la fa spesso languisce per la forza che Lei sente con me... la sicurezza
che lei trova nei miei occhi

Quando non siamo insieme...

Lei sente a volte cosí molto solo, per te stesso e per me... immaginare che sono senza il suo che amando
sentimenti come lei è senza me…

Quando non siamo insieme...

I miei migliori auguri vanno tuttavia con lei, desiderando prendere parte a sempre le sue eccitazioni volendo
confortare il suo duole avendo bisogno di essere rassicurato che lei tiene caldo e bene

Quando non siamo insieme...

Lei sembra spendere il suo tempo
Desiderare che sono lí….

Dazzling bright yellow
There’s gold on the waters.
The street flows like rivers
I am a boat.

The colour is brushing tees, lavender is appearing on nets, laces, linen, velvet, lycra and crepe. It's a colour that makes for a very romantic feel. setteld on the deeper amethyst colour and have embroidered blouse teamed with hot summer feel with heavy duty organdy sari.

Abbagliare luminoso giallo

Abbagliare luminoso giallo
C'è dorato sulle acque.
La strada scorre come
i fiumi sono una barca.

Il colore spazzola dei tei, la lavanda appare sulle reti, i lacci, il lino, il velluto,
la lycra ed il crepe. È un colore che fa per un tatto molto romantico. il setteld sul colore di ametista più profondo e ha ricamato la camicetta è unito al tatto di estate caldo col sari di organza di dovere pesante.

My today's trends - the regulation pleats are ruled out in my blue sari. kalis in glass-nylon add a different touch, a brocade petticoat takes pride of place in there.

La mia sottoveste di broccato porta l'orgoglio di luogo là dentro!!!

Le mie tendenze dell'oggi - le pieghe di regolamento sono escluse nel mio sari blu. il kalis nel bicchiere-nailon aggiunge un tocco diverso, una sottoveste di broccato porta l'orgoglio di luogo là dentro.