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The kind of clothes makes me feel sexy

I love the lacy black or red shorts that are revealing enough to make of lusty things but covers enough to make you want more.

I love the way my smooth legs brush against each other, now that is hot. My own little dirty secret .

Il tipo di vestiti me fa sente erotico

Amo i calzoncini di pizzo neri o rossi che rivelano abbastanza di fare di cose vigorosi ma di coperchi abbastanza per farla vuole più.

Amo la maniera che le mie gambe liscie spazzolano contro l'un l'altro, che è adesso caldo. Il mio proprio piccolo segreto sporco.

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down...

"Due Suore"

La sorella Matematica (SM) e l'altro un è come saputo la Sorella Logica (SL). Prende il buio e sono tuttavia lontani dal convento.

SM: Lei ha notato che un uomo ci segue per i trenta-otto di passato ed uni minuti di metà? Mi domando che vuole.

SL: È logico. Vuole violentarci.

SM: Oh, no! A questo tasso ci raggiungerà in 15 minuti al più. Che possiamo fare?

SL: La sola cosa logica di fare certo è camminare più veloce.

SM: Non lavora

SL: Certo non lavora. L'uomo ha fatto la sola cosa logica. Ha cominciato a camminare più veloce anche.

SM: Cosí, che faremo? A questo tasso ci raggiungerà in un minuto.

SL: La sola cosa logica che possiamo fare è divisa. Lei va quella maniera ed andrò questa maniera. Non può seguirci entrambi. Dunque l'uomo ha deciso di seguire la Sorella Logica. La sorella Matematica arriva al convento ed è ciò preoccupata che è successo alla Sorella Logica. Poi la Sorella Logica arriva.

SM: La sorella Logica! Ringraziare Dio che lei sono qui! Dire me ciò che è successo!

SL: La sola cosa logica è successa. L'uomo non potrebbe seguirci entrambi, dunque me ha seguito.

SM: Sì, sì! Ma ciò che è successo poi?

SL: La sola cosa logica è successa. Ho cominciato a correre come digiuna come potrei e ha cominciato a correre come digiuna come potrebbe.

SM: E?

SL: La sola cosa logica è successa. Me ha raggiunto.

SM: Che ha fatto lei?

SL: La sola cosa logica di fare. Ho alzato il mio vestito.

SM: Oh, la Sorella! Che ha fatto l'uomo?

SL: La sola cosa logica di fare. Ha buttato giù i suoi ansiti.

SM: Oh, no! Che è successo poi?

SL: Non è logico, la Sorella? Una suora col suo vestito può correre su più veloce di un uomo con i suoi ansiti posa...

I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the
ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is
taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

LEI PUÒ LEGGERE QUESTO?

Il tihs di raed di cna di yuo di fi, il hvae di yuo un mnid di sgtrane anche. Cna yuo raed tihs? L'Olny 55 lattina di plepoe.

Io il taht di blveiee di cdnuolt io il waht di uesdnatnrd di aulaclty di cluod ero il rdanieg. Il pweor di phaonmneal del mnid di hmuan, l'aoccdrnig a un rscheearch a Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, esso il mtaetr nell'oerdr di waht il ltteres in un wrod sono, il tihng di iproamtnt di olny è il taht il ltteer di frsit e lsat è nel rset di pclae.il di rghit può essere un mses di taotl e lei può il raed di sitll esso il whotuit un
pboerlm. Non il Tihs è il bcuseae il mnid di huamn deos il lteter di ervey di raed dall'istlef, ma il wrod come un wlohe. L'Azanmig uhm? il yaeh ed io lo slpeling di tghuhot di awlyas era l'ipmorantt!

A few days ago, a person was recharging his cell phone at home. Just at that time a call came and he answered it with the instrument still connected to the outlet. After a few seconds electricity flowed into the cell phone
unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the ground with a heavy thud. His parents rushed to the room only to find him unconscious, with a weak heartbeat and burnt fingers. He was rushed to the nearby hospital, but was pronounced dead on arrival. Never use the cell phone while it is hooked to the electrical outlet! FORWARD THIS TO THE PEOPLE WHO MATTER IN YOUR LIFE.

Non mai, mai risponde un telefono cellulare mentre È ADDEBITATO!!

Pochi giorni fa, una persona ricaricava il suo telefono cellulare alla casa. Appena a quel tempo una chiamata è venuta e l'ha risposto con lo strumento tuttavia collegato alla presa di corrente. Dopo che la poca elettricità di secondi ha scorso nel telefono cellulare unrestrained ed il giovane è stato lanciato al suolo con un rumore sordo pesante. I suoi genitori hanno corso alla stanza soltanto per trovarlo inconscio, con una pulsazione debole ed une dita bruciate. È stato corso al vicino ospedale, ma è stato pronunciato dell'all'arrivo di morti. Di mai
di usare il telefono cellulare mentre è agganciato alla presa di corrente elettrica! INOLTRARE QUESTO ALLE PERSONE CHE IMPORTA NELLA SUA VITA.

A pastor walked into a neighborhood pub.
The place was hopping with music and dancing
but every once in a while the lights would turn off.

Each time after the lights would go out
the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the town
pastor, the room went dead silent.

He walked up to the bartender, and asked,
"May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied,
"I really don't think you should."
"Why not?" the pastor asked.
"Well, there is a statue of a naked woman
in there, and her most private part is
covered only by a fig leaf."

"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll just look
the other way." So the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs,
and he proceeded to the rest room.

After a few minutes, he came back out,
and the whole place was hopping with music
and dancing again. However, they did stop
just long enough to give the pastor a loud
round of applause.

He went to the bartender and said,
"Sir, I don't understand."
Why did they applaud for me just because
I went to the restroom?
"Well, now they know you're one of us."
said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the
puzzled pastor. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is
lifted on the statue, the lights go out
in the whole place.
Now, how about that drink?"

Why some people eat/drink in front of others? What causes this social anxiety?

Sometimes, in travelling a path, we discover a short-cut, and we reach our destination in less time and with less effort than we thought, when we began the journey, would be required of us.

On the path to self-awareness, however, there are no short-cuts. Personal growth awareness of the person we are in every present moment is an ongoing lifetime process. The end of one learning cycle is always the beginning of the next.

Growth on any level, for any life form, is a continual process. Our soul's growth accumulates from lifetime to lifetime within each level of consciousness, and moves with us from one level to the next.

It is never a case of all or nothing, with our infinite future being permanently defined by the choices we make within a given timespan on a given level of learning; because soul experience for the purpose of growth is the only real objective in life.

God poses no limitations, no time limits, no space limits on our infinite, predestined accomplishment of that objective. Each soul learns through experience in its own time and on its own terms, as does every human being.

When, for our soul growth objectives, we come into a physical existence as a human being, we come in fully capable, on every level, of fulfilling the growth objectives we have planned to accomplish through our life experiences.

Each of us has in each lifetime one primary lesson we hope to learn. The secondary lessons that we build into our life plan are lessons that support and point to the primary lesson.

Based on our life plan, everything in our lives is geared to exposing us to the people, the events, and the circumstances that will encourage us to learn through our own experience — what we came here to learn.

Sometimes, we choose to look at our lives objectively and see the people, events and circumstances as the learning experiences they were intended to be. Sometimes, we choose to look at life from a more human, more emotional perspective.