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one dark night in the middle of the day
two dead boys went out to play
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
don't believe me?
why yes it's true
ask the blind man he saw it too!

The comedian Steve Allen said people laugh at 2 things --

First they laugh at things that make them feel superior like someone else falling on their derriere.

Second they laugh at something unexpected, which is really making fun of yourself because you expected something all along and you got tricked.

The bottom line is you laugh because someone made a fool of someone else or made a fool of you
If you want to write something funny write something that makes someone else look stupid and therefore makes others feel superior or write something that is totally unexpected which tricks the reader who feels stupid for making false assumptions.

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

I believe it is an expression used to described the intensity of what they are talking about. In this case, being funny is not intense so they are basically saying, "I'm tired and I'm not joking!".

The color.

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What for? He can't see my license plate.

Contrary to what many people who add 'definitions' here think, Opinion is not the same as Definition. Opinion is the usually biased twisting of facts based on someone's viewpoint. Definition is impartial fact.

I'm having such a difficult time trying to figure out how dialogue in a poem works. I do not know whether to write a poem similar to a short story with a minor form, or just include questions since that is what makes up some poems with dialogue.

You are a leaf on a branch, as if about to fall
You have no voice, but are dying to speak
You cannot see, but know the world is beautiful

I am the wind, about to blow you off the branch
I am the muzzle covering your mouth
I am the hands shielding your eyes

But when you fall, I will be there to catch you
I will cradle you in my chest, and comfort you
And when I finally uncover your eyes, and allow you to speak
I will set you loose on the world
And you will do great things

Your bed..........hehehehehe

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a
remote post in the African desert.During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know,there are 250 men here on the post and no women.
And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we
have the camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this,but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the
men do it?" "No, not really, sir ...They usually just ride the
camel into town where the girls are.